Sympathetic Asshole
a person who is deeply comp-ssionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. this results in a complete d-ck who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.
girl:hey so who was h-tler again, i missed the lesson on it.
sympathetic -sshole:you are f-cking r-t-rded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as r-t-rded as you?
10 minutes later
sympathetic -sshole:d-mn i feel bad about cussing that girl out.
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