Sympathy Sale
a sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.
usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.
sonia: hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?
andy: nah i never have, i kinda feel sorry for him.
sonia: yeah same, that’s why i bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!
andy: ahh, a sympathy sale. nice.
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