sympathy tits


when a fat girl is ugly and totally unattractive but has a huge set of t-ts which makes her do-able.
john: “dude i cant believe dewayne is h-tting on that fat chick shes so ugly!”
dan: “yah i know, but she does have some nice sympathy t-ts”

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