Synchronized Ejaculation
a truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar p-rnographic scene. the m-st-rb-t-r achieves synchronized -j-c-l-t–n when he -j-c-l-t-s at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. this cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl p-rn.
joe achieved synchronized -j-c-l-t–n and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn’t covered in ejaculant.
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