Synchronized Wiping
making sure your windshield wipers are in synch with those of the other drivers moving towards your vehicle, as not to look like a b-tch.
i don’t want to be the only one on the road with my wipers going extra fast so i will practice synchronized wiping
i can hardly see out my windshield, but at least i’m not a p-ssy!
i am -sserting my manliness by turning my wipers on, extra slow, during the torrential downpour
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