SYNONYMS: chokin’ the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating
some neurosurgeon posted a definition for m-st-rb-t- with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. here’s to that genius.
i hope that person catches aids from masturbating.
synonyms: chokin’ the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin’ off, buffing the banana, w-nking off, playing with yourself, tootin’ your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the sh-t out of your midget friend, makin’ mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the p-n-s and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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