Syosset
an extemely affluent town on the famously rich north sh-r- of long island. most residents have egos as big as their bank accounts and enjoy cruising in their expensive foreign cars.
syosset high school is ranked one of the best high schools in the country and has a student parking lot containing cars much pricier than those found in the faculty parking lot.
syosset, or syo! is largely jewish, with a large number of workers commuting to nyc every day.
the average home price in syosset recently surp-ssed $1.6 million
be careful of that one, she’s from syosset.
a small town on the north sh-r- of long, island. has a great school, but is ultimately a very average town. those who live here are convinced that they live in an extremely affluent area, but they dont. syosset is slightly above average and is not upper cl-ss but upper middle. it is made up of a bunch of tiny homes, condos, and a trailer park. syo is a town full of wannabes who like to stand on their wallets but when doing still end up standing short. syosset high school does, however, have wealthy students. in fact, oyster bay cove and muttontown are some of the wealthiest towns on li. but syosset is….just not. basically, almost everyone in shs is braggy and self-absorbed, but syosset kids are the worst for they lack the -ssets to back it up.
oh, you’re from syosset? oy vey.
an exceedingly rich town located on long island. residents in syosset are diversed, and there is a large jewish population. many of these kids spend their weekends going to sweet 16’s or bar/bat mitzvahs, each one has probably been to at least 10.
syosset is home to many of the hottest girls in new york, and they all go to country clubs and spend weekends with their friends.
the syosset high school is one of the best high schools in the united states, and teachers are paid a whole lot. but, there also is a lot of drinking in this school.
homes in syosset are extremely expensive pricing sometimes millions of dollars.
syosset girls aren’t always your typical “jewish-american princess” that dresses in juicy couture and prada”.
they have extremely nice taste in clothing, but they might have up to a couple of closets full of clothing.
there is not that much black residents in syosset, but there are a lot of asian residents. and syosset is home to some of the hottest asian and caucasian girls.
woah, shes hot, shes definately a syosset girl.
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