Syphagonnaherpaaids
the horrible (not real) disease anyone person could have. (usually spreads like wildfire).
syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes and aids.
dude: dude, your itching your n-ts-ck a lot, whats wrong?
other dude: dude, i think i have a disease.
dude: well, what’s your symptoms?
other dude: well, it itches.. my -n-s is seeping, my hair is falling out, my nuts are real red(maybe from the itching), i have explosive diarrhea, my lips are chapped, i have a craving for 80’s hair and glam metal, and one of my nuts shriveled up!
dude: what the %^&????????????
other dude: what?!
dude: i think you have syphagonnaherpaaids!
other dude: what?
dude: just shoot yourself, trust me :d
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