syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids
a mixture of 5 s-xually transmitted diseases and one rare blue v-g-n- thing found on the internet. usually obtained from gang bangs in mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
jim: yo dewd i finally got out of that nasty -ss jail cell below the border.
alberto: f-ck yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
alberto: wahtt?
jim: syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
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