Syprian
derived from the name of saint cyprian.
usually, a syprian is an awesome person, creative, smart, cute, loving and reliable. a syprian is born only once every thousands of years.
a syprian is a male, and it is the most desirable thing on earth. i say thing because it will not be like a person, on account of all the sweetness it can contain.
up until now, every syprian in history only mated with an elise, the female version of syprian
-omg, that guy is a syprian!
-neah, only 100years have p-ssed since the last one.
-i need a syprian…
-but humans can't mate with gods!!!
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