Syracuse University


something like a college
where you supposedly gain knowledge
a beautiful campus set in a bad city
the time and place to get extremely sh-tty
now the people are of their own
and their wealth is very much shown
frat boys drinking all over the yard
girls running their daddy’s credit card
known for basketball and the dome
expensive cars and rockin the chrome
bmw, porche, benz and audi
these j-ps know how to f-cking party
look for the uggs in the snow
cause the bar scene is always a go
faegans if you’re official
lucy’s for the superficial
head to chucks–it’s the sports bar
then walk to harry’s cause its not far
cross the street, darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, maggies is the one for the tots

aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
the campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
be aware that it will snow and rain
but when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
if you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
if you’re a soph-m-re yell freshmen outta your cars
if you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
and if you’re a senior live it up, please!

senior sundays
chillin mondays
tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
thirsty thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
themed party on fri… yep another blackout
sat? lots to do then
after that…start the cycle over again.

work as hard or as little as you please
but be prepared to explain those c’s
newhouse for communications
greek houses for crazy initiations
fake sun at garbo’s upstairs
sit out at starbucks on the chairs
j.michaels for the latest styles
marshall street: all smiles

all colleges seem somewhat the same
after all it’s one big game
tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
hang up the phone, let the fun begin
however cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
but unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
i love college. i attend syracuse university.
1 more definition
the university on the hill. syracuse university is a top private school boasting one of the top three communication departments in the nation. it has about 11,000 undergrads and is attended mostly by students from new england, long island, and new jersey. it dominates in basketball and lacrosse. orange is seen all over campus and is the symbol of the school.
home to preps, j-ps, and ultimately the rich.
high school senior #1: what schools did you apply to?
high school senior #2: schools? i applied to syracuse university early decision, orange is for me.

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