someone who sticks a pine cone in their -ss and m-st-rb-t-s.
yo, that dude josh? he’s a real syrup tapper. that fool smells like the pine sol lady combined with greek wine.
- big d*ck personality
when a guys personality would lead you to -ssume that they have a big d-ck. “i was really disappointed at how small it was when he whipped it out because he had such a big d-ck personality.”
- david chong
david chong is a lowlife with no friends. he thinks he is everyone’s best friend. he loves beyblades and rubiks cube. is such a nerd and always thinks he can get away with things and talk sh-t about people. dont be a david chong! dont be a david chong!
- rule 816
1. if you multiplied your way up from rule 34…congratulations! you’ve wasted your time and are probably not in school. 2. a complete waste of one’s f-cking time. ex.1 kid 1: hey man, did you do the homework from last night? kid 2: nah bro, hopped on u.d. and did the old rule 816! ex.2 […]
- rich chocolate milk
it’s like a rich white girl… but black. d-mn dude, you after that rich chocolate milk?
someone who uses the term “kek”, but it’s the only phrase that they use for laughing. someone who simply uses the term kek isn’t instantly a kekold, but can be considered one if it’s the only term they use and nothing else. “alright. i began hearing john saying “kek”, what does it even mean? “it’s […]