system of a down


a band that created a unique sound by combining armenian and middle eastern elements with heavy metal. people accuse them of just screaming because they’re too illiterate to read their lyrics or try to interpit them. shallow preps hate them because their image is not as flashy as that of a rapper or pop star. some hate them just because they’re afaird listening to “unpopular” music would set them apart from the crowd. one of the few good metal bands in an industry poluted by nu-metal clones.
me: have you heard system of a down?

wigger: f-ck no, i don’t listen ta dat sh-t, all they does scream about sh-t dat don’t mean sh-t.

me: really, have you tried to read their lyrics or interpit them?

wigger: read? wut da f-ck?! i don’t read any sh-t! and wut da f-ck does ‘interaypit’ mean?!
a politically correct band with some f-cking unique talent
no example needed, just check out thier alb-ms toxicity and steal this alb-m
the most recent band in existence to be so kick–ss that their records are 55-minute-long -rg-sms.
“i like soad,” said dave one day while he was out kicking the sh-t out of zombie sc-m.
the most bad -ss band ever. a lot of people call them sell outs but theyre just -ss holes that think that whatever they dont like is selling out. theyre the f-cking opposite of sellouts. they do charity tours for crimes against humanity. u wanna see sellout just look up my definition for metallica.
system of a down is a bad as rock band
okay, people with strong opinions here, i respect that, but some are just a bit too f-cking intense. if you’d like my opinion, (undoubtabley if you’re reading this,) here it is.

soad is unique. they are definitely in the top 10 bands out there, due to their intelligent, deep, political lyrics, blended with amazing vocals, and excellent guitars. i highly recommend the song “toxicity” to start out with, just as an experimental taste, and if you do like them, get the alb-ms. me, i hope they continue to tell the truth about america in their deep, philisophical melodies. (they’ve been around since ’95, too, just is anyone wanted to know.)
guy: hey, did you get toxicity?
chick: yeah, it kicked -ss, where can i get some more?
listen, i’m a death metal kid, and i even have to agree that yes, system of a down kicks -ss. to all you pop-poser -ssholes out there, kill yourself. lets summarize what we have learned, shall we? system of a down is a good band even to some death-heads, and all pop-f-gs deserve to die. end of discussion.
“did you see that pop idiot at the soad concert last night?”
“yes, but i killed him without mercy.”
system of a down is a very unique alternative metal band from armenia. they mix strong political beliefs into their often unintelligible lyrics. all of the members have a unique style of playing their instruments, and serj tankien has one of the most unusual voices in popular music today. who cares if they’re pop. if they make good music, it shouldn’t matter. the beatles were pop, but they are one of the most influential bands ever. oh, and by the way… the person who said that they use drop-d is only half right. they play in drop-d tuning one whole step down.
none that i can think of.

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