Systems Bitch
a person who works in the it industry with a claimed focus on computer systems or server administration, they are typically men who are highly estrogenic. they believe in solving technical problems by using logic, yet in practice attempt to resolve issues by “feeling” their way through them. due to a similar nonsensical thought process the systems b-tch is usually odds with everyone including themselves. a systems b-tch will often buddy f-ck others to get ahead or in an effort to display their -ssumed superior intellect. within the it field the systems b-tch is the arch nemesis of any productive member of the it staff.
productive it engineer: “i can’t believe you disabled joe’s administrative privileges and then restricted corporate access to facebook! you are a total systems b-tch!”
systems b-tch: “i am simply following the policy.”
productive it engineer: “you just made the policy up on the fly. thanks for the -ss pounding!”
systems b-tch: “my pleasure and i am glad you like it. i will pound you in the -ss often and whenever i can. have a great day.” -smiles-
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