Systous


systous – cyst-us
i highly evolved internet ident-ty. consisting of two melded terms

system: in general, anything that unifies more than one thing or organizes them. eg: health care system, etc.)

and

cyst: a spore like cell with a resistant, protective wall.)
a) i think i caught a computer virus
b) why’s that?
a) systous told me
b) when?
a) right before my computer caught fire

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