Szechuan Payload


a s-xual maneuver in which you hold your partner aloft, initiate a standing sixty-nine, and then pile drive them during the act, with your genitalia still in their mouth. typically, this move is announced using pseudo-military terms.
“get ready, sweetie; ordinance has been deployed. preparing to deliver the szechuan payload.”

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