Szpak
a stupid f-ck who doesn’t know his -ss from a hole in the ground. sleeps all day and drinks all night. impulse buys of random sh-t to try and get p-ssy. one with poor hygiene, and reuses j-zz stained underwear on a continuous basis.
“did you see that szpak at the party last night.”
“omg it’s a szpak!!!”
Read Also:
- Hot Meal
when one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other sh-ts, -j-c-l-t-s and p-sses in the cling film. the guy then shoves his erect p-n-s through the film, giving the reciever a “hot meal” dave: i gave jess a hot meal last night andy: delicious when a guy c-ms on the mouth or […]
- saddlebagged
when a man has his p-n-s shot off and is left with only his t-st-cl-s looking like saddle bags. greg was saddlebagged, and can no longer p-ss standing up.
- Whiz Poppin'
similiar to “what’s good”, but a catchier slang. wanted to know what the deal is for tonight. hey dan, whiz poppin’ tonight?
- Hot Potatoes Jim
english teacher with a good knowledge base but who is often diverted by his lord of the rings worship and obsession with hot potatoes program. constantly interrupted by chants of “d-ld-” and “raspberry-flavored monkey j-zz” in cl-ss. “hot potatoes jim is making us read all 3 lord of the rings books! blueberry-flavored horse j-zz!”
- Central Indian Penis
s-x organ of a male from middle india. the region is dominated by the indo-aryan branch of the short-statured round-headed alpine race, which displays morphological adaptation to extremely cold alpine climates, such as brachycephaly (round-headedness), short stature &, due to allen’s rule, diminished extremities such as arms, legs & p-n-s. consequently, this sub-type of the […]