T-bag and crumpets


the act of t-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).
jenny:d-mn it!!……
person: what?
jenny: i had to shave me eyebrows last night.
person: why?
jenny: because i had some t-bag and crumpets last night.
person: oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. it is nasty to get lice from people you don’t know.

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