t-baker
(adj) 1) a garden gnome or any other small tumor faced creature including dwarves.
(adj) 2) a person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early
(adj) 3) any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the chili’s on long island ny
ex) 1)-
tim- hey man did you hear that?
jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there look!
tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry
ex) 2)-
anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here
kevin- i know man, his raspy voice is getting kind of anoying
t-baker- arg i was born early
ex) 3)-
t-baker- lets go see uncle fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)
uncle fugly- ehh! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
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