t-boner


when you enjoy a good t-bone steak so much, that you actually get an erection
i’m trying to hide my t-b-n-r, because i had steak for lunch
an erect p-n-s that resembles the letter “t”
she sucked my t-b-n-r last night it felt great when i nutted in her mouth. she swallowed the goop, i should’ve taken a picture of it but she kept sucking my t-b-n-r after the finale.
a fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops ‘hard wood’ or as he might say ‘a stiff calzone’. also one to ramble off such random italian expressions as “hey i was at the market the other day, and they had no milk!” and “forget about it! and then i went home”. he claims to have proven himself s-xually through lasting a solid not one, but two hours of ‘frombooli fun’. however, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this ‘matzebella madness’ and claims he ‘releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready’.
while our coach t-b-n-r monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.

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