t-cad

t-cad is a beverage that causes erectile dysfunction. if anybody is to drink t-cad, they would have to strap down their p-n-s to their thigh with some firm duct tape. if you are a girl, you will sprout a p-n-s and have to deal with the effects of the drink. if t-cad is spilt on the body, you will sprout nipples upon the area it was exposed to.

no one is safe.
i drank too much t-cad.
god dammit my p-n-s could pierce a mammoth.
to get thomas crown affaired (tca’d for short) means to be f-cked with, flexed on, or royally d-cked over. inspired from the events taking place in the hollywood motion picture, thomas crown affair, this term defines thomas crown’s uncanny ability to screw people over without remorse. oh you didn’t get the job promotion even though you’ve been working your -ss off for 10 years? that’s called getting tca’d. too scared to use the employee bathroom at work because the charge nurse just took a humongous sh-t? yup, you got tca’d.
sentence 1:
samuelito: i was thinking of asking jessica out to the big dance, do you think she’ll say yes?
eric: dude i already asked her out and she’s going with me.
samuelito: wow i just got tca’d.

sentence 2:
every time i get 3 orders of mozzarella sticks from papa john’s, i end up getting tca’d by the delivery driver and only receive 1 order.