T.M.I. Scale


a system of mathmatical equations for finding the actual size (not just the length) of a man’s p-n-s, as refered to on south park.
guy 1: bro, i measured my d-ck and its an 8.3 on the t.m.i. scale!

guy 2: nice dude.
a scale from 1 to 10 that rates the level of personal information you should give to a person.

strangers are a 1 on the t.m.i. scale and a significant other would rate as a 9 or 10.

the longer you know a person the higher they rate on the t.m.i. scale.
dude, you’re only a 4 on the t.m.i. scale, you should not be telling me this. that is way too much information.

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