T-Rex Defense
if an awkward girl won’t leave you alone, make like ian malcolm and stop whatever conversation you were having to freeze like a statue. her vision is based on movement and she will p-ss you by for tastier prey, like a t-rex.
“kelly from the bar came up to me last night and i couldn’t shake her off, i had to utilize the t-rex defense in hopes she would move on and attack some lawyer guy on a toilet.”
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