T.V. Telepathy
that ability that certain people have where they change the channel on a show during the commercial, and turn it back just in time for the show to come back.
guy 1: “yo, john. turn the channel back. my t.v. telepathy is telling me the show is back on.”
guy 2: “no way, man. it’s only been a minute.”
(three minutes later)
guy 1: “way to go. we missed who the killer is.”
guy 2: “sorry i didn’t trust your t.v. telepathy.”
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