Tabes
a ship that will never be canon.
i’m sorry but tabe is kinda an inside joke because my “friends” have shipped me with this person and this is our ship name and i’m just trying to make a spiteful point.
another word for br–sts.
t-ts
“yo dawg, you see the tabes on shawty!”
“d-mn”
common abbreviation of table tennis
“fancy a game of tabe?”
excessive abdomen fat on which the owner rests items. short for table.
ant holds the nintendo controller on his tabes when he plays mike tyson’s punch out.
someone who usually has a very large d-ck and gets many people to sleep with them. they are the “popular people” and are hot, s-xy, cute, smart, and funny.
kid 1: “woah look at tabe”
kid 2: “his d-ck must be huge!”
slang for table tennis. originating from halifax post-16 common rooms where table tennis is a king among sports.
bolt: cheedle, up for some tabe?
cheedle: alright, ween.
tabe: to be completely oblivious of your surroundings, and/or to be unaware of generally obvious, understandable concepts. also, to be an uninteresting, or frank person incapable of ” having a life”. see tabetism for greatrer understanding of the kaelakelseytribe origin ” tabe”.
1.)kaela:i really do hate to contradict my best friend, but kelsey anne burke johnson is eminently oblivious and tone deaf
to the song ” kelsey is a tabey baby”. awww ! =
kelsey: fortunately, i am not a hypocrite, unlike a certain someone, but i must say that kaela jean bennet is possibly the most oblivious of them all. even though she will not admit it to herself, she is most deffinetly the tabest person you or i will ever know. poor,
unfortunate kaela, never to realize her true tabeness.
2.) the person above this is tabe for thinking that that is the deffintion for tabe, he is simply completely oblivious.
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