Table Beer


a single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jack-ss friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.
he’s seriously getting a beer? f-ck, looks like everyone’s getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

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