table bitch


the one person that must take all trays and trash at the lunch table for the day, week, or possibly month. rocks-paper-scissor-shoot, a starring contest, or thumb wrestling (all best two out of three) between two people will decide the table b-tch. these two people are either voted to face each other or one can challenge another. after they battle they are exempt from the next table b-tch battle. if the loser decides not to do his job then he is kicked out of the table.
example 1
kuehl – wow, ricky and ian are battling it out for table b-tch today.
trevor – yea i know, i hope its ricky.

example 2
james – who’s the table b-tch today?
karsten – i don’t know but i got a sh-t load of trash for him to take.
lowly weakling of the lunchroom table; the b-tch who gets stuck taking up the whole table’s trash
tony, take up the garbage table b-tch!

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