table cricket


a game created by the best people in the world.
it was made up in art grade11.
and it consists of a rubber, ruler, and wickets.
the wickets can created by any other useful stationary
you have in your pencil case.

the aim of the game is to get the batter out.
either by bowling them out and hitting the wickets.
or performing a cl-ssic catch.

try it in your cl-ss room!
a true cl-ssroom treat for all involved.
oh lets have a good old game of table cricket….
yeeeeaaahhhh!

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