Table Fucked
at basic training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the drill sergeant, military instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should’ve had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. this usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were “table f-cked”.
“trainee doe is done eating already why the h-ll aren’t the rest of you finished!?!? hydrate and get the p-ss out!”
table f-cked trainees “what the p-ss doe, why’d you table f-ck us? we’re starving!”
in military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.
i couldn’t eat at breakfast this morning because i got tablef-cked by a first-weeker.
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