table math
when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.
lets settle the bill. i think we need some table math. you give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. that should make us even.
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