table queen
an individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a “better” table becomes available.
my friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
stop being such a d-mn table queen and take a seat!
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