table sauce


1. something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. that super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka “yo special sh-t.”

2. it’s the sauce you crave when you’re high. and it has honey in it you think.
i like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.
otherwise known as “salt tablets,” commonly used by athletes for rehydration. highly discouraged by health fitness professionals.
“mane, p-ss me the tablesauce! i’m feelin’ a little dry, shorty!”

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