table top
an innocent bystander is standing up. someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their -ss.
mike got table topped and fell on his -ss.
to push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
can be combined with the five second rule. you have 5 seconds to commence beating the sh-t out of the person who pushed you (not the crouching person.)
andrew tabletopped me and i kicked his -ss.
a laptop so big you can’t actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is sh-t and it becomes too hot. you have to keep it on a table or counter. tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.
this new alienware is a real tabletop!
a variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. if you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had “tabletops”.
i couldn’t figure out if she had pieces of bologna stuck to her t-tties or if she had tabletops!
when a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is f-cking the girl with his power c-ck.
hey, let’s go table top lea!
i don’t wanna scr-pe my knees shree.
oh sh-t man that’s f-cking disgusting
a s-xual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.
t&r: hey babe, you in for a table top?
g: duh!
t&r: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
g: ok
r: t, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
a -ss that is so fat and round, the way in which it protrudes from the body is similar to a table top.
d-mn son, that girls got a table top! i could rest my drink on dat -ss.
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