Table Whine
incessant unnecessary complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining out. table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine.
you: “i’m hungry, where is the food? what’s up with this place???”
me: “i’m sure we can ask for more bread to go with your table whine.”
you: “i’m sorry, i’m just a little drunk off of the table wine.”
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