tablescraps
a lady that your friend or acquaintance has hooked up with and you hook up with it afterwards
ah man, you definately don’t want any of that diseased dudes tablescr-ps!!!!
when a begger needs food and results to eating table scr-ps.
rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
poor begger:no thanks its to much i’ll take some table scr-ps though.
table scr-ps (abrv. – scr-ps)
residue of any bodily fluids, s-xual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.
in some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scr-ps. in others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.
it is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.
“d-mn, girl – that’s some scr-ps you gwan left behind”
or
“go clean yo’sef up while i get workin on these scr-ps”
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