tablet-widow
1. one who has lost a partner or significant other to excessive obssesive usage of an ipad/galaxy tab etc
you’ve been playing angry birds for 5 flaming hours straight, who the h-lls been looking after the kids? d-mn it man you make me feel like a tablet-widow
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