tabophilia
not to be confused with taphophilia, tabophilia is a condition in which an internet user becomes obsessed with browser tabs. a tabophile may have 10+ tabs open at any one time with the conviction that they may have the need to save those tabs for later. another symptom is saving tabs at the end of each browsing session and letting them carry over to the next session. this allows the number of tabs to acc-mulate quite quickly. sufferers of this condition are usually net addicts.
-“why do you have 93 tabs open?”
-“shut up, i might need all those!”
-“holy cr-p, you have tabophilia, don’t you?!”
-“yeah, sorry i meant to tell you.”
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