tabulitis
a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or mult-tasking
before evan could finish facebook stalking his ex, reading craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several p-rnographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.
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