Taco Witch


1. n. someone who will most likely steal your taco(s). possibly a little b-tch, not as cool as a taco yeti. smells of rotten cheese. rumored to live in ohio.

2. (myth) steals tacos from bad children, and drinks the blood of orphaned children.
oh, sh-t it’s the taco witch! go get the f-ck out shes going to steal my taco(s).

jill is such a f-cking taco witch. yesterday she kicked in my door, punched me in the face and then stole taco(s).

i was in a park in cincinnati, my son was being bad so the taco witch came and stole his taco(s).

jill comes to the orphanage about once a month and sucks the blood of the children, she’s such a taco witch.

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