an advanced form of the karma sutra for s*d*sts.
she asked me what my favourite s*xual position was? i said i don’t do s*xual positions i do tactical *ssault manoeuvres!!! can also be shortened to t.a.m. time!!!
- texas b*tthole explosion
the action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. can be shortened to “tbe”. “i have a layover in dallas” “sounds like a great opportunity for a texas b*tthole explosion!”
- the mason dixon line
the imaginary line between your girls v*g*n* and *ss that she won’t let you cross during s*x. “i was trying to put it in her b*tt, but she wouldn’t let me cross the mason dixon line. “
- the twin rule of gmod murder
this rule states that, when playing murder in gary’s mod, if any two people share the same/incredibly similar color (ie blue and blue, purple and magenta, dark green and slightly less dark green, not dark blue and cyan), one of them is the murderer. works around 87% of the time. tango:it’s either lima or whiskey! […]
short for ‘the more you know.’ jessica: turns out bald people have feelings too. brian: tmyn, dude. tmyn. :l adam: i had no idea that 14 people get raped by dolphins every year. tmyn! obama: looks like someone brought their friend, ‘mr. fun facts about porpoises.” adam: and it looks like someone else brought their […]