tactical bullshit


an act in which the girl you’ve been waiting to meet up with bullsh-ts you saying she can’t come but she still wants to. she either wants you to think that you are worth her time, usually spent being a suck up lesbian, or that she can’t hang out when she said she could.
guy 1: how was it with you girl today? get some..
guy 2: sh-t! i didn’t even see her. she gave me the tactical bullsh-t.
guy 1: maybe she’s with the lesbians?

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