Tactical Fisting
the act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one’s v-g-n- for childbirth.
person 1: “that b-tch is so loose i bet her kids would just fall out.”
person 2: “i’d rather that than the pain of childbirth!”
person 3: “you should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant.”
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