Tactical Lie Down
a nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can’t be -rs-d to bother with it.
abbreviated to tld.
dude 1: alex was gonna come but he hasn’t text back yet
dude 2: yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy f-cker
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