a secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.
i was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in nola.
the girl that every boy wants but can’t have she is very active,funny,and cute she will listen to what u gotta say if she cares she is the friend that every one is lucky to have oooo evanisha the girl that’s in everything
- dragon gum
a woman with particularly hot breath who chews gum while sucking d*ck. bro, but that dragon gum last night though. or let me get some of that dragon gum.
- smacking bagels
when two lesbians are enjoying some “alone time” i heard jane went to emily’s and 5 minutes into netflix and chill they started smacking bagels.
a beast from the lord of the rings trilogy by j.r.r. tolkien. she is most well known for heavily resembling a monstrous spider, albeit with a wasp stinger and a gaping mouth, despite real world spiders having a liquid diet. she appeared in the two towers, but the film places her in return of the […]