tactical tortellini
the tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) italian dish. the dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. the tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.
i’ve had 2 hours sleep in the last 5 days, i need a tactical tortellini to sort me out
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