Tadlock


the god of all the land.
the most important person in the world.
he comes from a long line of tadlock’s.
but the tadlock born on 1990 is our god.
we must worship him.
and all hot girls must have s-x with him.
or else the wrath of tadlc-k will unleash on the planet earth
“omg i whant to suck tadlock’s shoes”,said by b-tt face
when your b-tt hairs get tangled up in your swim shorts while you are swimming.
d-mnit,i’ve gotton a tadlock again!

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