Tadpole-Fantasy
when a 40+ woman’s dream man has the body of taylor lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of stphen colbert.
40+ woman #1: describe your perfect man.
40+ woman #2: my perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of jacob in the twilight saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of stephen colbert.
40+ woman #1: a body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ woman #2: that’s why it’s called a fantasy, hater!
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