Taffster
in the british military there are many taffs, and like the military there is rank of sorts. the taffster is the chief taff.
where normally you would just add a surname
“ow taff jones, get over here”
the taffster doesnt need it.
in a room full of taffs…
“taff jones, get the brews on” (taff jones will oblige)
or
“taffster do you mind if we make you a brew?” (the taffster will usually nod)
note: the current “taffster” is in the raf fire service.
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