Taft’s Buttplug


a fict-tious account of events that has been created and repeated consistently- often over a period of years- with the intent of having that story become accepted as fact. the ultimate goal of a taft’s b-ttplug is to someday hear the fiction you created be told to you by a stranger as if it were fact.

the phrase itself originates from the story that president william howard taft, the most rotund president ever, was fitted with a balsa wood b-ttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at state dinners and the like. the b-ttplug was/is reported to be in the bas-m-nt archives of the smithsonian. in reality, the b-ttplug likely never existed, as the first doc-mented report of the alleged b-ttplug was by an ardent teddy roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with taft.
remember when i stopped to help that hot chick change her tire and she did me right there by the side of the interstate?
yeah.
thing is, that never happened. it’s a taft’s b-ttplug.

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