tailgate mate


the complete stranger you meet on the expressway that you follow for long distances at the same speed. useful as a deterrent for police officers or even as an auxiliary form of cruise control. although the two of you have never met, a special bond is formed which heightens as the distance you travel together increases.
i’m glad i found that tailgate mate on my way to college. if it wasn’t for him i would have never slowed down in time for the fuzz.

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